Taman Rimba Pulau Pinang

Taman Rimba Penang.!! Hahaha... I don't even know that there was such a place in Penang. Really cool.

Now, answer these simple questions:
1. Are you a crazy-ass person?
2. Do you like jumping in the water?
3. You don't piss in the pool, right?

If you answered YES to all the questions, Taman Rimba Penang is the place for you to get your ass excited about.

Hahaha, don't let the boring name fool you. And I do extremely agree with you if you want the name to be "Taman Suka Lompat" or "Taman Jom Buat Gila". And if you really do, please give me a call to claim your free ice pop. (No, don't do that).

Talking about ice pops, for those who don't know, there's this new black, cola flavoured, one ringgit ice pop.Paddle Pop.... Nice... There's even pink jelly inside the ice pop. And it kinda makes the dirty minded guys imagine stuff. You know what, ANY ice cream with jelly would make dirty minded guys think about weird stuff. I mean... It's jelly! It's kinda like fucking obvious that one would tend to imagine sucking a dick when licking that jelly, gobbly dick. I mean stick. Ice pop that is.

Anyways, here are some pictures of the place I was talking about.

Woohoo~!!

Boring-ass picture 1

Boring-ass picture 2

Boring-ass picture 3

Legs....Wtf?


Hahaha... And check out this video. Farhan back-flipping.


Ok...................... I admit... It's not exactly the nicest river in Malaysia. But yeah, if you have a bunch of crazy ass friends, I'm sure you can have loads of fun there.

Cuti-cuti Malaysia! YeaRGHH!!!!!
Real writings about Taman Rimba Pulau Pinang

Hold on yeah people

Hold on yeah people... I'll get the next post up soon. Hahhaha

1. If you are seriously waiting for the next post, I think you might need to find a good friend you need to go out with
2. If you are sorta waiting for the next post, then, hahhaha... Good good. Just be patient ya.

A Pissed Off Brother

The thing about life is that at certain point, it gets interesting and worth writing about. And today was one of those moments.

I can't remember when I woke up but it was sure later than 11 am. I got a call from the parents asking me what I want for lunch. Ok, let's pause for a while:

1. I just woke up
2. This is the chance for me to try the 'brunch' thing (hahaha, it's a combo of breakfast and lunch. Introduced to me by Grace and I later discovered that it was a pretty common thing.)

Breakfast + Lunch = Brunch

Doesn't make sense right? How Breakfast can only be represented by two alphabets,'br', which is a mere 22.2% of the word while lunch is represented by 'unch' which is whopping 80% of the word. Some people should argue on this.

In the evening I tried driving the car. Although I have myself a driver's license I don't drive that often. Hahaha, ok... I'm lying. I don't drive at all. Happy, Mel? (I don't think you're reading this though =P, which is why I like this place so much :) ). I drive like less than once a month. And that's only when my parents are sleepy on the high-way. Driving on the high-way is a pleasure. Because I can listen to good music while driving. And I find it very relaxing unlike driving on the roads of Penang.

Anyway, about this evening; it was great. Until I let my brother drove the car and hahaha, two cars almost hit our car in the same minute. Fuck. Pure fuckedness was what I felt. Haha ok, naah, I didn't feel that. It felt more like: "hahahhaha, you know, if that car hit you from behind, it would be their fault and not yours? But since you don't have a license so it's pretty much yours."

Enough about that lame part of the day here comes the more interesting part. (I think...) My brother goes to this tuition center where he learns stuff which he should be learning at school. The center is quite near to my house so he could like walk back home in 30 minutes time. But meh... most of us are lazy assholes so we would prefer someone to drive us home. A parent for an example. So after 8pm, little good brother of mine waited. Here's an inaccurate but good enough re-enactment of what I think happened:

Hahhahha! But hey, you can't just listen to one side of the story without listening to my part of the story. You see, I was listening to music in my room. I can't possibly listen to the doorbell. It's just physically impossible. Our simple rules of Physics prevented me from listening to the sound of the doorbell. And I was completely unaware that my brother goes to tuition that time. So it went pretty much like this:

My Mum called around 8.40pm;
Amir's mum: Hey, is Farid back?
Amir: No... Don't think so.

Then around 15 minutes later;
Amir's mum: Amir, I'm serious. Is he back? I'm at his tuition centre. He's not here.
Amir: Errmm.. I'll scream his name. FARID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nope, don't think he's here.

Then around 20 minutes later, my dad called;
Amir's dad: Hey Amir, is Farid back already???
Amir: No...! I don't have a clue!
Amir's dad: Try check at the door. I'm worried, just check just in case he's there.
Amir: Ok, sure.

Then, Hahaha, I saw him there, angry and pissed. He even told me that he met a friend (probably handphone-less) who gave him 20 cent to make a call. HAHHAHAHHAH!! And he was so pissed that he threw the coin on the floor because he can't even find a phone booth.

AHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

p/s: Noooo.... We don't talk like this. We talk more human-like. Typical Malay family kind of way.

Katak Bawah Tempurung: The Frog sucks at the guitar #2

The Frog is back!!!! HAhahhaha! This time he'll play the guitar and shows off his stupid clay animation and also talks about TV Channels. Join the stupid Frog!!! YEARGH!

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Links:
Astro
AnimatorDV
Rayza

The heavy metal fork

I present you the Heavy Metal fork. I don't know whether I should keep this for myself or donate it to science.

Malaysian School Kids

Ahahhaa... Do you remember high school? I was listening to music when I saw a bunch of high school (I believe they're from Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Sungai Nibong) kids smoking on the road behind my house. Hahaha, they do remind me of my days of high school. I'm not saying that I smoke during high school, but hahaha, I do have seen such scenes and seriously it was kinda fun during those moments.

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A Funny (I think) Homophone

Hey peeps. This evening my father came back from this programme. I'm not really sure what it is but it has something to do with those leadership thingie. Yeah, I don't know why people like my dad have to attend such programmes. Uarhhh, yap yap yap. I'm not here to tell you people bout my dad, but I'm here to show you the cap that my dad brought home.

HAHAHHA! Shit man! The name of the programme is "Pimpin". As in "pimpin it up". Hahha, probably that's what they're doing. Pimpin those guys up. So that they get all pimped up. But it would look much nicer if there's an apostrophe behind the word.

The Toilet (not quite but almost) Insightful Thoughts

Yoo... OK I didn't manage to utilize the power of Jahshaka to make a new video. For some mysterious reason, my Jahshaka keeps on crashing when I load my videos. Anyway, here is The Toilet talking about families.

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Deutschland sucht den Superstar

That translates to "Germany's Superstar Search" or something like that. It's the German version of Pop Idol. Hahaha. I was browsing around Youtube and I came across these videos. Fucking hilarious. And you know, hahhaha ok I know I might sound like a 9 year old kid but hahaha, I kinda enjoy the way they curse so naturally. HAHAHAHHAH!!! Here's the first one:

That kid 'sang' a fucking Cannibal Corpse song! HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!! If you guys aren't familiar of Cannibal Corpse here's a picture of one of their album covers:

Hahhhahahha..... Cannibal Corpse is great. This is just awesome.

And this is the second one, the girl attempted to sing "My Heart Will Go On". Hahhahahha!!! This is fucking classic. There's nothing like laughing over stupid kids having their dreams broken. HEhehhehhehe!!! MuahahhahHH!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh oh oH!!

German Lesson Number One
Scheisse Schlampe (pronounced as "shy-sir shlump-per") means Shit Slut. HAHAHAHHAHA!! I mean, damn, when a 16 years old girl says that on a national (i guess...) TV, that is fucking funny. I mean, we get funny shit in our Malaysian Idol but we never get a taste of golden phrases like 'shit slut'.

AHAHAHHAHAHha!!! Classic! Damn, that made my day :)

Jahshaka - Powering The New Hollywood

Hey people! I discovered this (well, relatively) new post-production video editing software and best of all it's Open Source!! The interface looks slick and very different. Looks very Gnome-ish I might say. I'm currently experimenting the features and reading the introductory tutorial. Hehehe, stay tuned for my first video done completely with open source software. Damn, I'm excited! Hahhahahha. Let's start rocking my brothers and sisters!

Jahshaka

The Devil's Horns

Ok the devil's horns are nothing satanic or what ever. It could be a symbol for a class (eg ALG 10 C), Love and even Heavy Metal @ Rock & Roll. Everyone knows it. But who started it? Does it even matter??? Here are my thoughts on it in a form of a video. :) Muahahhaha...

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Katak Bawah Tempurung:First Episode!!! #01

Yo people!! This is the first ever podcast on this blog. Join the fucking annoying frog talking about girl who got raped, Hostel (movie) and a bunch of stupid girls bouncing around. Hahhahah! Get excited! Yeah!



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Links:
Trio rape girl after car chase
Gadis Kaki Clubbing
Hostel: Part II
Hostel
Big Cheez

The REBIRTH of The Retarded Show

First of all, let me begin by saying that this blog will never die. Ok, maybe this blog will die some time in the future but that time won't come very soon.

Yeah, since you are reading this, I think you are here for a dose of retardedness and probably tickle the dark side of your humorous side. So here we are ladies and gentlemen. But how the fuck am I going to achieve that? Honestly, I don't know.

Hahaha. This is the third paragraph already. And I guess none of you people are laughing or even smiling so please be patient as I think of something.

I'll start off with a picture.


I don't know what the heck this is. It is what you want it to be. Kinda like one of those paradox thing. Yeah, completely bullshit.

May this be the rebirth of this stupid blog. But how??? ARgh... Hahahhaa.. :) I think I know how. Check out this one and a half minute clip I've made.


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Will this be the new beginning?? Hahaha. =) We'll see about that.