Things that just make you go "What the....?"

FSudol's City of Rott. Or it could be FSudoi's City of Rott. What a weird ass animated movie. The animation is a mixture of South Park like stop motion and anime smoothness. The plot of the movie is an old man killing off zombies. Oddness...

They Fight

My cousins were fighting with each other. I was dead asleep but my brother was awake and instead of breaking the fight, he recorded it. :-)

p/s: Little kids' fights aren't personal, they fight for fun.

A Bad Analogy

This is an analogy of our internet connection in Cendana College.



1. The guys living in my hostel + their internet cables = Penises trying to gang bang but very soon realize that there is only ONE hole that matters; THE hole.
2. The internet ports (holes) = Vaginas
3. The laptops + the computers = Flirting
4. The internet connection = Orgasm
5. Antivirus + antispyware + firewall = Condoms
6. Virus + Spyware = (you’ve guessed it) STDs

1.Seriously, if there is a laptop owner in the room, he (this is a male’s hostel) will continuously and religiously poke that little internet hole with those varied coloured internet cables. It occurs in every hour of every day. And most of the time the person who fucks the internet hole ends up in sorrow and deep sadness for the absence of internet connection.

2.If you are here right now, you will definitely agree with me. Full stop.

3.These are the tools that bring us to the ultimate goal. Without these tools, no man can ever achieve the ultimate goal which I will describe directly after this.

4.Hehehe. I don’t know how an orgasm is but I heard it was one hell of an awesome feeling. Nothing else would matter. Even the websites or the emails that we check matter, as long as the internet connection is present, we (internet addicts) are happy.

5.Damn, as annoying as some of these things get they are; to a certain extent important for us. Yes, they lag our machines but hey, think about the orgasm.

6.No matter how safe you play, the probability of getting these sicknesses exists. 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000001 is not 0. Too bad…. Life sucks for you.

What have we learned? The ability of a human being to survive without any oddities or severe weirdness depends greatly in the presence of an object that could bring extreme happiness.

F*ck You

This is wallpaper I did during the previous weekend. Stencil inspired and photocopy friendly. I so wish to see millions of papers with this picture printed on them sticked on walls.



The message is clear; print it and stick it on your wall! Muahahhahhahaha!!!!

The Teacher Will Choose You

Sometimes in class the teacher will choose some students to give responds or answer a question or two. There are similar patterns when it comes to choose these students. And I believe that most teachers are most likely to obey these simple rules.

Eye-contact

If you give eye-contact directly to the teacher the probability of you being the chosen one will increase like the level of testosterones produced by a 15 year old boy (who just discover what sex is) while watching an erotic scene in a dumb love movie (something like Maid in Manhattan or Heart). You won’t only increase the probability of you being chosen but also those who are sitting next and near to you. The teacher usually will either go “Shit, this kid’s looking at me, please stop looking at me, you know what, I’ll choose you, you ass face” or “Hey, I didn’t know that these bunch of assholes existed beside this kid who were watching at my strikingly hot figure,”. I can represent this probability with this simple graph.



Noisiness/Passiveness

When you’re noisy, you gain attraction. The same thing goes when you’re passive. Shit, let me tell you a little story. Once, my class was so passive that the teacher was actually pissed at us. I mean, what the fuck is that all about right? We’re passive not because we don’t have the balls to spit shit out of our mouth, it’s because that one of us actually tried to spit something out and got himself a sweet ass “shit on you, you’re wrong.” Well, not word by word but it sure as hell COULD be interpreted that way. ;-)

Interesting/Odd/Weird

Females find (this is just my little, extremely rough and highly probably inaccurate (but I kinda believe in it) guess) homosexuals interesting. Seriously, if you act all gay in the class the teacher (if she’s female) WILL approach you in order to like “discover” or “help” or “fix” you. Naivety at it’s finest. The same goes when a kid acts all emo, suicidal and shit. The i-hate-my-life-and-i-want-to-fucking-die-right-now-but-i-need-a-ciggerate-first attitude can really gain some sweet ass amount of unwanted (or in some case (hehehhe) wanted) attentions.

In conclusion, follow or avoid those things that I wrote you would probably get or avoid the attention that you want or hate so much. Peace, love you all!

Good Music Is Good

...no matter what it is.

Concert sauvage dans le métro !
Uploaded by lapapsprod

I really think this is cool.

An Awesome Coincident

Last year, a fellow friend of mine who is the Der Praesident Des ALG Klub, asked me for a favor to make a presentation for the 2006 Annual Dinner. And I did it, in about an hour or so. This is the presentation:



And just now, I was browsing through Digg.com and came across this video:



I know!!! The music and the style of the video are strikingly similar! Such an awesome coincident isn't it??? Okay... maybe just the music. But still..... It's kinda awesome.

The Head Is An Empty Hole

I’m finally here in my hostel room and everything seems like a normal ‘the-night-before-school-starts-after-a-long-holiday’ moment. You know, when everyone is complaining about being bored despite the fact that there are piled up homework just lying in the corner of the desk begging to be done.

But heh, who cares it’s Thursday tomorrow. I shall lie down and hopefully fall asleep in this little nest I call ‘bed’

Come on, Toshi!

I was browsing through YouTube and came across this video. It's freaking hilarious!!!

Fear of The Dark

Fear of The Dark

Me: Arrgh… I can’t hold it any longer!

*switch on the light and ran into a room*



The lights didn’t light up, and the only thing that I can see is a line of light. Damn, it sucks to shit in the dark! I know this is not the first time, but why must the lights burn out exactly the moment when I want to take a dump. Why!?!?!?!??!


My vision was limited to this white line while I was furiously *********...