Kepala Butuh: Dickhead

My Brother: Seriously, you are a kepala butuh. Kepala butuh literally means you. Your fucking name means kepala butuh.
Me: hahaha... At least I live up to my name.



I'm a dickhead. Am I? That's one of the biggest unanswered questions of my life. Am I that big of a dickhead?

Haha, life; there are ups and downs. Just like the dick. It goes up and goes down. Not necessarily straight up or straight down (some are bent if you know what I mean ;) )but yeah, metaphorically speaking one can relate and pretty much conclude the whole totality of humanity with this cool organ of the male.

Ok, back to my question. Am I a dickhead?

Most of the time, I always feel that I am more of an asshole than a dickhead. Why so? Well, because usually when you're around an asshole you would hate (or dislike) him or her without even knowing him or her. And very true indeed, most people around me (friends and families) dislike me by default. But the hatred and the dislike stop when they get to know me a little bit deeper.

Just like the real asshole…!



You hate it, but once you get really deep inside. Err... You'll find yourself covered with shit. Yes.... I mean no. No, I'm not an asshole kind of person.

But hey, most of the people around me are assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everybody. When assholes get around assholes, the asshole polarity some how got canceled out so one can't really see the effect of the existence of assholes. Because the appearance of 'no assholes' and 'two assholes but their asshole polarity got canceled out' are the same. I'm crapping; I shall jump to the next paragraph...wee!

Fuck, sometimes I look in the mirror I see a dick. Well, despite of the fact that the mirror is 10 feet tall and I'm naked, I can just see that there is something wrong with the piece of human flesh staring back at me (nakedly...ahahhaha).


A life of a dickhead is not an easy one my friends. Let's say I'm a dickhead. One fat healthy fucking dickhead. I'm always trapped in the dark. But when the master gets 'itchy' he'll (or she for transsexuals) fucking squeeze the fucking life out of me to the point that I vomit some white stuff that I don't know of. And if I'm really unlucky the master will continue to choke the fucking life out of me till I vomit that white shit again. It sucks.

Is my real life like that??????!!! Well... Give me a while to think.

I don't have a master that squeezes the living balls out of me. But I do make the 'Im-about-to-vomit' sound every time I brush my teeth because somehow the toothbrush always end up accidentally poking my throat. "Bluaeaegrhk!" That kind of sound. Sucks. I don't know. I'm still a noob at brushing teeth I guess.

So, no. My life is not like a dickhead at all. But maybe I 'act' like a dickhead. Sometimes

I'm arrogant (heads up =) ) and

sometimes I'm humble (heads down =( ).
Hahahaha...

So did my brother got it right when he equated me with a dickhead? Hahaha.... Well, that's for you (if you know me in person) to answer. Peace out fuckers!

By the way.... If you're confused, don't forget to ask the cow.